Professor Winsnicker’s Book of Proper Etiquette for Well-mannered Sycophants
FOR FANS OF LEVEN THUMPS
I have met very few people I didn’t like. There was that one fellow with the long, sharp knife, and that tall woman with the beyond-bad attitude, and of course all those who fight against Foo, but for the most part I find people agreeable.
That is not the case with Terry Graphs. He is despicable, mean, cruel, and – on the occasions when I have had the misfortune of being near him – smelly. So it was with some concern and yet great excitement that I contacted him after seeing what he had posted for sale on eBay. His ad read:
Old dumb book – wife thinks it’s worth something. Written by Foo, or a professor, or a sycophant, whoever that is. Found on the Oklahoma prairie not far from where our house was demolished. I personally discovered it while picking up the pieces of the singlewide I still owe on. You tell me what you’ll pay for it and we might have a deal.
I flew to Oklahoma and happily bought the book from him for thirty dollars and the silver watch I was wearing. Terry had no idea what he had found or what he was selling. He also had very pungent breath.
I have studied the book for many months now. The best I can figure is that sometime during Clover’s stay in Reality it fell from his void, or perhaps he was looking at it on the prairie and foolishly left it behind. Either way, we are lucky. There are many things about Foo and the sycophants that can be gleaned from it. Read it carefully. It is a tremendous glimpse into the mind and life of Leven’s faithful friend Clover.
Fate was kind to drop it in my lap. Of course, luckily for all of us, fate seems to favor Foo.
Can’t wait to read it! Though I don’t know if my library has it yet…
I cannot find this book in any stores! I love Obert Skye and DESPERATELY want him to come to my school! I am going to try my best to find this book and read it AND the Pillage series! Soon I will! I hope this book is just like the others!
What’s with the secret codes in this book??? I found 4 different ones!!!!! HELP!!!
I found secret codes too! I don’t know what they are!! Someone help us?!
I think I found some of the codes out!!
Hearts: I love Lilly
Squares: I buried a spoon and ail and a sword tie 20 paces from the over end of Sycophant Rune. The up side is there is a black and white tree who can save us. (???)
Circles: A can make reference(???)
Did you find anything out?
Chloe, I found the secret codes too. I came on line to see if anyone else had. I was looking through the book and saw all the boxed, circled, hearted, and almost boxed letters and words. I’m glad someone else found it too so it was’nt just me!
Does any one know how to get Obert Skye to a school I love his books!
it is interesting and funny. It is very insiteful too.
I CANT WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM SO BORED WITH NOTHING TO READ!
I love Mr. Skye. He is my favorite author. I smile whenever I have to pleasure to hear his name…although it’s usually by myself. None of my friends have heard of him, and I feel sorry for them.
I WANT THIS BOOOOOOK!!!!!!!!! MY LIBRARY DOESN’T HAVE!!!!!!!! ALL THE STORES DON’T HAVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I CANT WAIT TO READ IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i can’t wait to I love Leven Thumpssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Please come to singapore to the Overseas family school!!!!!!! PLEASEEEEEE I AM DESPERATE!!!!!!
I NEED THIS BOOK AT MEH LIBRARY! even know im on book five (Leven Thumps and the ruins of Alder) i need this book!
im currently reading book 4 its so awesome i need to find this book or ima die and obert if you read this can you make me a carrecter in one of your amazing books pllllllleeeeeeeaaaaaaasssssssseeeeeeeee.
I got this book and its awsome find out the tpughts of clover during his training how to become a good sycophant. If you want the book look on line at amozon.com i got it for $10. best $10 i ever spent!
hurry up obert giv it 2 my liebrary!!!
i cant wait to get the book!!! i just started the second in the series and its awesome!!! bye the way, where can i get it?
I love leven thumps o got it and i read it im one day it is so cool.
I love Mr. Skye’s books! I can’t wait to read this one!